I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.

Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.

Jared Leto visited our office for some reason today. Almost asked him if he’s still handling the Fisher account. PGP.

My college girlfriend telling me, “You don’t have fun anymore”. PGP.

Thinking your girlfriend is physically attracted to you. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me, Goose.” PGP.