‘Tis the season, wedding season. What little disposable income you have will go toward buying flights, hotels, rental cars, and renting shitty used clothes from Men’s Wearhouse. If you’re lucky, you actually like the jackass who’s getting married, because that’s…Read More »
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Wasted JD
Member Since 08/27/2013
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Your Email Signature Makes You Look Like An Asshole
The email signature line offers a small glimpse into who we are as we’re judged by total strangers, or at best, a casual office acquaintance. After you’ve nailed your name, font and size to be just slightly larger and more…Read More »
Notable “Kick In The Groin” Sports Moments
Almost every sports team has had moments in its history that have driven its fans to drink, get in fights, get divorced, stab someone, or just flat-out die inside. It takes a dedicated masochist to continue rooting for some of…Read More »
Meet The Goober Who Allegedly Swindled Half Of Dallas On The Promise Of A Texas Disney World
Looks like this guy is in some shit. Per The Dallas Morning News, a local man-child is facing seven counts of wire fraud and one count of making a false statement to the FBI. Allegedly, Thomas W. Lucas, Jr., was…Read More »
The 9 People You Will Encounter in Vegas
A friend of mine, in his infinite wisdom, decided to have his bachelor party in Las Vegas on Super Bowl weekend when there was also a big UFC fight. This calculated yet incredibly naïve move all but guaranteed that everything…Read More »
Ghostwriting For College Kids Is A True Beating
My girlfriend is a senior in college, soon to graduate from nursing school. Now you’re wondering if she’s a slacker on a second victory lap, if I’m fairly young, or if I’m just super creepily okay with a fairly large…Read More »
Tom Brady Has The World By The Balls, Accept It And Move On
As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, I grew up when it was normal for them to win the Super Bowl every year while still being too young to really care about football. “Oh, they’re hanging a third Super Bowl banner…Read More »
4 Ways To Act Like You’ve Been There Before
Every day is a new day, filled with new opportunities, new connections, and new ways to enhance the high-flow spiral that you live daily from eight to five. Every interaction with a coworker has strings attached: you want his job,…Read More »
The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.
12 Stages Of Grief In The Office Bathroom
Chances are, it’s the best and probably only good part of the entire day: the morning dump. It’s the stuff dreams are made of — the dreams that you will be getting paid to move your bowels. Sometimes, the experience…Read More »
