Long hair, HR does indeed care. PGP.
So, why the hell am I holding out on putting out? Well… 1. No, I am not waiting until marriage. I fully believe in test driving the car before buying it, but having four wheels and an engine doesn’t mean…Read More »
All Hawaiian shirts, all the time. “Thank you for your message. I am currently out of the office with limited or no access to email, but definite access to Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter. If you need further assistance, too bad.”…Read More »
Ah, the Vegas club promoter. The douchiest of all the club promoters. When you’re trying to pack your club with beautiful people, you almost have to be a huge asshole. Nice guys can’t say no. Douchebags can because they have…Read More »
Football, baseball, basketball, and hockey: these are the organized team sports we played as children. We dreamed of becoming good enough to make the big leagues, land a college scholarship, or at the very least, get laid in high school.…Read More »
Moving out of your parents’ house or college apartment and into the living quarters of a moderately successful, functioning adult is a reason to celebrate. The fact that you have landed a stable job and can afford an apartment or…Read More »
