My family shared a computer from 1997 to 2004. I’m sure that story is universal for anyone who grew up in at least a middle class household. I should probably elaborate a little more on my family. My family of…Read More »
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From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.
Not even bothering trying to sell your $30 grill. PGP.
If you were wanting to actually get rid of it, it would be chained up.
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I Took Black Market Boner Pills Before A Third Date With The Woman Of My Dreams And Blew It
You can debate the validity of the “third date rule” as much as you want, but in my experience, it is as constant as gravity. The third date is when it goes down. Both daters have sex on the brain.…Read More »
We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.
The only handicapped person in our office complex and I have the same poop schedule. PGP.
36 Questions Every Man Will Ask Himself During The Holidays
Is this really the best time to quit smoking? Do all of my nieces and nephews need presents? Fuck me, right? $99 for a throw blanket? Fuck you, Pottery Barn. Where did all these children come from? For the ninth time, what do…Read More »
Everyone in my company uses stand up desks. PGP.
I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.
