The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Thought I was following a friend on Instagram with a knack for sunset/nature photos for the last 6 months. Turns out it’s a random 9th grader with the same name. PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.

Working for a company with higher turnover than the Trump Administration. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

Was at the office so long I arrived healthy but left with a cold. PGP.