Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Flirting with the HR girl has to be a trap. PGP.

Waiting to wash your hands because coworkers do dishes in the bathroom. PGP.

“The kiddos…” PGP.

Sent a department-wide email with a catastrophic typo. PGP.

An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. PGP.

Conversations over the cube wall. PGP.

Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.

Even Tinder bots won’t talk to me. PGP.

“How ’bout those Cubs?” PGP.