I’m now in a group text with couples. PGP.
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Member Since 10/11/2013
I broke out in college, now I'm trying to break back in. I'm your normal college grad that has the term "consultant" in his title. Therefore none of my friends, family, coworkers, and even myself know exactly what I do.
Published Posts
Muting the call so you can fart. PGP.
People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.
The first 10 minutes of today’s conference call was about the weather. PGP.
Signing up for an airline credit card, just so I can make it home for the holidays. PGP.
Making eye contact through that gap in the stall door. PGP.
I’m starting to think all these recruiters on Linkedin are just contacting me to look busy at their jobs, because there is no way I’m qualified for what they are asking for. PGP.
“My bonus gets taxed too?” PGP.
Having a stretching routine before heading out for the night. PGP.
My boss wanted to see an Excel video on YouTube, and I instinctively typed YouJizz. PGP.
