“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP.

Adjusting my federal withholding to make it feel like I got a raise. PGP.

“Upon review of your reclassification request, we determined that your salary is below market, but within our acceptable range.” PGP.

“Where are we at on this?” PGP.

“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line.” PGP.

The closest thing I have to a man cave is the handicapped stall in the secret office bathroom. PGP.