If my first few years out of college taught me anything (besides how to make ramen appear more fancy than it has any right to be) it was how to apply for a job. I’m now out of the world…Read More »
About
Randall J. Knox
Member Since 08/29/2013
Randall J. Knox (known colloquially to his friends as "Knox") left his native Texas a few years ago, and moved to Los Angeles in his '03 Buick Regal named LeRoi to write movies with his jackass college buddies. His favorite things in life include bourbon that's above his pay grade, mix CDs, and Kevin Costner films. He isn't sure what "dad jeans" are exactly, but he knows he wants a pair.
Published Posts
The Art Of The Solo Rager
A rambunctious night out with your boys or guuurls is often the cure for whatever ails you, but sometimes you just want to get drunk with the person who understands you the best. No, not Mr. Rogers — he’s still…Read More »
Things Everyone Experienced That I Somehow Missed Out On
I like to think that I had a pretty great childhood. I played pickup hoops in the cul-de-sac with my friends, I plastered my room with posters, and I dressed up as a Power Ranger, Indiana Jones, and Troy Aikman…Read More »
The Stupidest Things My Friends Have Said In The Last Week: 1/14
My friends are fantastic. I love them very much, but I swear to God, some of the things that leave their mouths are the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. Whether they’re completely out of nowhere, oddly offensive, or just…Read More »
The Stupidest Things My Friends Have Said In The Last Week: 1/5
My friends are fantastic. I love them very much, but I swear to God, some of the things that leave their mouths are the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. Whether they’re completely out of nowhere, oddly offensive, or just…Read More »
23 Things That Will Most Likely To Drive You To Murder This Christmas
The holidays are a time for peace, love, and cleaning out your parents’ pantry of anything that might be edible like you’re a bear preparing for hibernation. However, when you stick a bunch of family together in one house, things…Read More »
The Stupidest Things My Friends Have Said In The Last Week: 12/22
My friends are fantastic. I love them very much, but I swear to God, some of the things that leave their mouths are the most absurd things I’ve ever heard. Whether they’re completely out of nowhere, oddly offensive, or just…Read More »
Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.
Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.
It’s one thing not being able to justify being hungover to your boss, it’s another thing to no longer be able to justify it to yourself. PGP.
