April Fools’ is just a reminder that my life as a whole is a joke. PGP.
Tonight is the night, folks. It’s the night every single human on this planet has waited for since CBS launched the world’s best sitcom ever. Tonight is the night that Ted Mosby will finally finish the story of how he…Read More »
“How I Met Your Mother,” arguably one of the best sitcoms ever, will come to an end Monday night. Try to hold back the tears as you come to the realization that the fearsome five-known as Ted, Marshall, Barney, Robin,…Read More »
Every day, unqualified coworkers lay atrocious weight loss advice on the ears of those sitting around them. No matter how passive-aggressively we adjust our headphones, Mr. Never-Worked-Out-A-Day-In-His-Life still can’t wait to make up some bullshit statistic about the benefits of…Read More »
I work full time for a nonprofit and for some unknown reason, I make less money than the local toll booth attendant who spends her entire night tweeting the states of different license plates she sees go through her golden…Read More »
The time of my fair-skinned people is right around the corner, folks. This year, we get to trade in our Monday blues for some St. Paddy’s green. (If you spell it St. Patty’s, just GTFO. But first, educate yourself.) Get…Read More »
You’ve moved out of the hen’s house as a fully independent postgrad, but you probably still fax your W-2s back home for Mom to take care of. This overwhelming sense of freedom allows you to finally be yourself and not…Read More »
Using the handicap stall to cry in after your boss yells at you because it has an abundance of toilet paper. PGP.
34 Percent: Oh no. I forgot to plug in my iPhone last night. Well, I actually did plug it in, but I forgot to actually put it in the wall. Why drunk me thought that electricity would flow from an outlet…Read More »
For Lent, I’m giving up. Like in general, just giving up. PGP.
