Trolling the HOA group email for shits and gigs. PGP.

I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

The Google homepage wished me a happy birthday before any human did. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Urologist appointments. PGP.

The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.

Updated iPad. Erased everything. PGP.

The WatchESPN app. My anti-PGP. PGP.

Woke up at 4 a.m. to watch The Open and now I can’t stay awake at work. PGP.

Negative 16 hours of vacation time and counting. Maybe no one will notice. PGP.