I’ve worked in big offices, small offices, and no offices. Workplace dynamics can warp your entire attitude about your job. In interviews, where the office interaction was likely going to be more relaxed, I’ve had potential employers basically gauge my…Read More »
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McMagistrate
Member Since 09/09/2013
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Mistakes I Made During An Overconfident Trip To Vegas
Vegas always seems to be my go-to vacation spot. I use the term “vacation” loosely because upon my return, I, in no way, feel rested, restored, or good about myself, as well as my actions. So one might ask why…Read More »
I Didn’t Grow Up At All This Year
I’ve never been one for reaching developmental milestones in any sort of timely manner, and I’m pretty certain my days of walking the line of overachievement peaked in elementary school. I’ve occupied the time since then with trying to figure…Read More »
4 Questions That Annoy Every Postgrad During The Holiday Season
I’m not sure at what point along the way I developed a disdain for answering questions about my future. Maybe it started with, “So what do you want to be when you grow up?” or “What college do you most…Read More »
A Degenerate Frat Boy Emailed Me For Absurd Legal Advice, So I Gave It To Him
Disclaimer: The questions and responses contained herein are not to be construed as legal advice. Names and details have been altered to protect privacy and the idiotic. No animals were harmed during the writing of this column, at least not…Read More »
Tinder Is Going To Let You Pay To Undo Left-Swipes
Maybe it’s the subpar options offered to me in my particular geographical region, maybe it’s because I’m extremely skeptical of everyone on Tinder, including myself, but sometimes I feel like I have the app purely to practice my “just say…Read More »
I Got Drunk And Emailed Jethro Tull’s Manager Last Night
Image via Wikipedia Let me set this scene a little bit for you before I delve into this email that took much courage to look at this morning. Last night wasn’t much different than any other Thursday night. I started…Read More »
The Best Dad Bodies In Hollywood And Why Women Love Them
Some of you may have noticed a growing movement I happen to be a fan of: #TeamDadBody. It’s a movement that promotes the quintessential physique of slightly under-fit men everywhere. It’s not to promote obesity, heart attacks, or diabetes, but…Read More »
Advice For Couples Who Live Together, From A Single Person
Anyone who has ever shopped for a one-bedroom apartment to live in by him- or herself knows that single people get the shaft as far as living accommodations are concerned. Well, unless you’re making so much money that you don’t…Read More »
21 Legitimate Excuses I Give Myself Everyday To Avoid Working Out
I wish I were one of those people who enjoyed working out (if those people even truly exist). I just don’t. I haaaaate it, and it is, by far, the worst part of my day. It’s not that I don’t…Read More »