I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I know đ Iâve never driven a car that was newer than 9 years. Would have single-handedly brought back hydraulics in my drop top low rider if I did.
Noon games are the worst thing in the world if you run your own tailgate. Iâm up at 6 am finishing up food and getting ready. Itâs a chinese firedrill to get everything ready. 3:30 is by far the best time to start.
A womanâs handbag is way less frat than a fanny pack, my guy. Get back to me when you donât ever lose your keys and/or donât have stuff in your pockets. Way more comfortable.
On one hand, it was originally a Bane quote re-purposed.On another, dad jokes come naturally to me. I only adopt animals though, I am not nearly responsible enough to keep a human alive 24/7.
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I know đ Iâve never driven a car that was newer than 9 years. Would have single-handedly brought back hydraulics in my drop top low rider if I did.
Would have gotten away with it if it werenât for those meddling kids.
This I can confirm
I am actually a terrible person if you ever met me.
Cornhole = #1 and where the fuck is stump?
Free Madoff going to be the big winner this year
Noon games are the worst thing in the world if you run your own tailgate. Iâm up at 6 am finishing up food and getting ready. Itâs a chinese firedrill to get everything ready. 3:30 is by far the best time to start.
Itâs superstition. They are my old high school skates.
Came here to say this. My friend is getting married THIS WEEKEND DURING LABOR DAY AND WVU VS TENN IS ON AND THEY BOTH WENT TO WVU WTFFFFFFFFFF
Yes, my son?
I wouldnât wish this life on anyone tbh
Very fair.
Gotta keep your feet moving.
There was piss in there too.
Never been to iron skillet but Shoneyâs lived up to every stereotype. Only worst place is Ciciâs
Acting like youâve never made a mistake. Howâs the weather up on your high horse?
This is my favorite thing Iâve read on this site in a good while (besides Maxâs shirtless pic one).
@deskjockey No, this is Patrick
A womanâs handbag is way less frat than a fanny pack, my guy. Get back to me when you donât ever lose your keys and/or donât have stuff in your pockets. Way more comfortable.
On one hand, it was originally a Bane quote re-purposed.On another, dad jokes come naturally to me. I only adopt animals though, I am not nearly responsible enough to keep a human alive 24/7.