When you get drunk and sign up for The Bachelor because you’re 27, single, and unemployed. PGP.

There’s a Back to College snapchat story. PGP.

Every time Target puts out decor for dorms and college apartments, I die a little on the inside. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with its new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP.

Over this job…I started 2 months ago. PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Started this month with a broken down car and declined credit card. Happy October. PGP.

Spending your birthday weekend as part of a bridal party. PGP.

Wondering what would happen if I just “forgot” to come back to work after lunch. PGP.

New office suite neighbors leading to increased bathroom traffic in the halls. Can’t I just poop in peace? PGP.