I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore. PGP.

Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

Just found last weekend’s weed in my Civ Pro book in the law library. PGP.

Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Wifi access for employees and access to Pandora and Spotify was blocked overnight. PGP.

Getting ghosted by a 19-year-old girl on tinder. PGP.

The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP.

The Keurig making 8oz of coffee instead of my standard 10oz. PGP.

Realizing my bar tab last night was higher than my contribution to my 401(k). PGP.