Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

Fantasy football scouting has officially taken over my lunch break. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.