Realizing that everyone has a Bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

I have to hold the world record for consecutively hitting exactly $20.00 at the pump. PGP.

Considering a move down south after seeing the talent at the Dallas office. PGPM. Realizing you can’t afford Dallas. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not I’ll have drinks after work, it’s how many. PGP.

Unsuccessfully comparing work schedules with your girlfriend to find time for a date. PGP.

When your boss describes your title as an “entry level position,” in front of you. PGP.

NCAA bracketology is a lot like life. You can do your research, assess the risks and take the most promising route only to be submarined by some highly-touted jerk who just didn’t want to put in the effort. PGP.

The first time you utter the words “that must have been before your time.” PGP.

Being so excited about having an hour to take a nap that you can’t fall asleep. PGP.