The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

The intern has a bigger work space than me. PGP.

Got to try out some new cleaning products over the weekend. PGP.

The interns think I’m cool. PGP.

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead. PGP.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. PGP.

“Why don’t these numbers match?” PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8 a.m. class. PGP.

Fell asleep on a conference call. PGP

When TImes New Roman size 12 looks small to you. PGP.