Brain thought a lunch workout would be good, but my current swamp ass tends to disagree. PGP.

My boss: “Every paycheck you need to invest 33 percent and save another 33 percent.” He must think I get paid more than 35k. PGP.

“Another day, another dollar.” PGP.

The 48 hour grace period you get before your alma mater calls looking for donations. PGP.

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP.

Knowing the perfect speed limit so you hit only green lights on your commute. PGP.

Immediately transferring my “keep the change” funds from my savings into my checking. PGP.

Trying my new flannel sheets being the upcoming highlight of my week. PGP.