Always volunteering to pick up lunch so I can extend that break from work an extra 20 minutes. PGP.

Passive aggressive notes about refilling the coffee pot. PGP.

Thinking about picking up smoking to get out of working 20 minutes every two hours. PGP.

Paying into a pension system that won’t be around when I retire. PGP.

My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP.

I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP.

25 years old and I stayed up late to see the new Star Wars trailer. No shame. PGP.

Text from my boss inviting me to go out on his boat. Hello middle management. PGP.

The interns were my ghost writers. PGP.