Don’t underestimate the power of green El Yucateco. Its spiciness brought me out of a blackout during some post-bar Mexican food gorging my senior year of college. I wasn’t able to remember all the events leading up to it, but I sure as hell remember having the sudden realization that I was at El Rancho and that I needed some water ASAP.
Let’s be honest, telling the barmaid that you want “One Strongbow, eight shots of whiskey, and your cheapest pack of cigarettes” actually still does sound pretty bad-ass, cider be damned.
Consider yourself lucky. If someone can put up with the emotional stress of being a Royals fan year after year, they can put up with pretty much anything.
I’d say it’s still more acceptable than pulling your pants all the way down to use the urinal.
You just had to use a picture of Indianapolis, didn’t you?
Your picture is one of a Democrat…
Wrangler is coming soon. If those real comfortable jeans are good enough for Brett Favre, they’re good enough for anyone.
Is that different than summer?
I don’t know how you can afford NOT to!
He never said it was his lawn.
Stupid babies need the most attention.
Learning to appreciate talk radio is one of the most underrated aspects of getting old.
They should bench all their players. Y’know, to keep ‘em fresh for the playoffs.
Oh, how I wish you wrote the descriptions for the DirecTV on-screen guide.
I wouldn’t be all that surprised if there ended up being a 30 for 30 about how Worldwide Wes planned the Malice in the Palace.
They usually just give me a bunch of antibiotics, the sores go away, and I walk out!
Don’t underestimate the power of green El Yucateco. Its spiciness brought me out of a blackout during some post-bar Mexican food gorging my senior year of college. I wasn’t able to remember all the events leading up to it, but I sure as hell remember having the sudden realization that I was at El Rancho and that I needed some water ASAP.
Hate on them all you want, but I’m still not afraid to admit that I love bad bitches.
To be fair, there is no amendment (or combination of amendments) that guarantees the right of all adult Americans to vote.
That being said, Lena Dunham is terrible, and I can’t wait for the day when she is no longer relevant.
Let’s be honest, telling the barmaid that you want “One Strongbow, eight shots of whiskey, and your cheapest pack of cigarettes” actually still does sound pretty bad-ass, cider be damned.
Consider yourself lucky. If someone can put up with the emotional stress of being a Royals fan year after year, they can put up with pretty much anything.
Be careful with your investigative journalism. It might just get you thrown in front of a train.
Alternatively, Candy Land might just be a feature-length version of the music video to Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”.