Hawaiian shirt day at the office. Not even Steve can ruin this for me today. PGP.

At this point, I could consider myself a born again virgin. PGP.

Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.

Fuck Steve. PGP.

Moved to a new town for work. The only person I talk to outside of work is my leasing agent. PGP.

“I just wanted to thank you again for the opportunity…” PGP.

My roommates walked in on me masturbating this morning. I live with my parents. PGP.

I really need to take my suit to the dry cleaners, but then I wouldn’t have anything to wear to work for a few days. PGP.

One of my coworkers caught me reading an article on this website. They walked away laughing at me. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.