Forbes Magazine says that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP.

I chose the wrong career path. PGP.

Some college kids at a bar referred to me “Blue” last night. PGP.

My work phone is a BlackBerry. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

If another coworker says, “Hump Day” one more time, I’m just gonna lose it. PGP.

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Got a promotion. Now everyone hates me. PGP.

Getting overly excited for the weekly grocery store ads. PGP.