Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54 p.m. on Saturday because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.

No motivation to even make it look like I’m working today. PGP.

Would anyone notice if I wasn’t in the office? PGP.

9:00 a.m.: *email arrives in my inbox*
9:02 am.: “Hey, did you get my email?” PGP.

I always say I’m not going to drink after work but then work happens. PGP.

Googling someone who sent you a sassy email so you have a face to put with the hate. PGP.

“What email? Can you forward it to me?” PGP.