Exactly an hour late today. PGP.

Uber small talk. PGP.

Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend. PGP.

My only Linkedin endorsements are from people who have never met me. PGP.

Just joined a political argument on Facebook. PGP.

Too hungover to even try to hide it. PGP.

Reopened my tab last night to watch my team lose in overtime. PGP.

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college. PGP.