I hate how casual website error messages are now. You know, those little error notifications that pretend to be your friend so you don’t have a panic attack when the site you’re on stops working? They’re the chummy ones that…Read More »

Hipsters: you know them, you hate them. You can spot them from a mile away. Or, if you’re in Williamsburg, you can spot them from inches away at probably every angle. Recently, I was accused of being a hipster via…Read More »

Blank Space got stuck in my head, and I was annoyed. I rewrote it for ACCURACY according MY LIFE. Works best if you listen to the song while you read. Then you’ll have it stuck in your head all day…Read More »

There are people in this cruel world who will say that being sober is refreshing, exciting, and other positive adjectives. Their arguments are so convincing that I’ve decided to go sober for a whole year. I’ve also purchased car insurance…Read More »

As an occasional Parks and Recreation watcher and a lover of all things comedy, I recently re-watched some of Aziz Ansari’s “Dangerously Delicious” special and am now faced with a problem. Disclaimer: I still love Aziz and think that his…Read More »

I know I’m not the only one who has seen a girl post a picture, a status, or a tweet bragging about how little she knows about sports. “Do the thing! Win the points!” her unfunny Instagram caption states. Now,…Read More »

I’ve completely mind-fucked myself. What began as a conversation between my two idiotic guy friends and me about how to get rid of clingy bitches ended up as a very insightful conversation about what men think women hate. This happened…Read More »

In lieu of a 2015 New Year’s resolution exercise plan, I decided to give up beer. The main reason is because it has a lot of carbs. I’m from St. Louis and I love all things Budweiser (not because of…Read More »