I’ve got great news. The next great health company is here, and not only will it make you the healthiest motherfucker on the planet, it’ll make you rich too. And it’s easy! I haven’t even mentioned the best part: there’s…Read More »
Published Posts
4 Proven Ways To Shame Yourself At A Sporting Event
I’m really sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but you’ll never be an athlete. It hurts, I know, to come to the realization that you’ll never be on SportsCenter for hitting a home run or…Read More »
Fans You Will See At A Minor League Baseball Game
Go to a Minor League Baseball game this summer. Just do it. There are not many better ways to spend a couple hours, and there’s likely one somewhat close to where you live because there are professional baseball teams everywhere.…Read More »
The Beginner’s Guide To Making Cold Calls
Your job probably requires a lot of terrible things. Sucking up to a boss, a terrible commute, boring and mundane tasks, limited upward mobility, etc. etc. What is likely the absolute worst, though, if your job requires it, is cold…Read More »
Grown Man Behaviors You Can’t Avoid
In your youth, when the world was your oyster and you didn’t know about bills, work, or constant lower back pain, older adults and their behavior were the butt of at least 1/3 of your jokes. The other 2/3 were…Read More »
The Key To Building “Dad Strength”
A common theory about parenthood is the instant upgrade to “dad strength” upon the arrival of your offspring. That’ll be the most referenced joke your friends without kids will use upon the first time they see you post-birth “Ah, so…Read More »
A Breakdown Of The Guys On Your Group Text
Oh, your phone is going off again. Phone call? Alarm going off? Nah. It’s that damn group text firing up again. Almost everyone now has at least one group text with those out of town college or high school friends…Read More »
Leo DiCaprio Buys Island, Continues Monumental Run Of Dominance
Per Yahoo, Leonardo Dicaprio has made another gigantic move in his attempt to crush life like no one ever before by buying his own private island. Located off the coast of Belize, the ever-generous Grand King of the World doesn’t…Read More »
Be The Cool Dad, Not The Uncomfortably Cool Dad
I preface this by saying that, yes, I’m aware many of you don’t have kids, aren’t planning on them anytime soon, and are probably thinking, “Fuck that, man, I’m never having kids.” Well, guess what. At some point, you’re likely…Read More »
You Need To Fall Back In Love With Baseball
This Sunday, we finally get what many of us, hopefully, have been waiting for: baseball. Opening day is upon us, and although it isn’t a national holiday, it damn well should be. While baseball isn’t for everyone, the national pastime…Read More »
