Every morning, I wake up at 5:30 a.m. sharp. After my morning run and subsequent shower, I get dressed, throw on Sportscenter, and make myself a nice, hearty breakfast before work. I’ll start by making a really healthy smoothie, with…Read More »
Published Posts
Alcohol Pitchmen Ranked By Who I’d Most Like To Party With
A new addition to your drinking crew is always welcome, especially when that addition is the face of an alcoholic beverage campaign. Nearly every single alcohol pitchman could bring some definite advantages to joining your group of drinking buddies, but…Read More »
The Time WebMD Made Me Think I Was Losing A Ball/My Life
It started out innocently enough: occasional pain here, some soreness there. It ended with a terrible diagnosis that had me staring at my ceiling wondering how much time I had left. This was obviously a self-diagnosis, a diagnosis made through…Read More »
The Keys To Being A Terrible Sports Fan
You probably view yourself as a good, dedicated, and passionate sports fan. You always root for your teams and favorite players in a respectful manner, and proudly support your teams no matter if they’re in first or last. Now, if…Read More »
My First Homeowners Meeting
Last Wednesday, I planned on spending my night like I spend every weekday night. I eat dinner, I hang out with my kid and put him to bed, and then I turn into one of the oldest, tiredest, laziest pieces…Read More »
My Post-Wedding Disaster Press Conference
CrashDavis: Alright, I’ll start this off by saying that I just had an off day. Sometimes you just don’t have your A-game and it really shows. Just have to work hard and be better next time out. Okay, I’ll take…Read More »
The Best Ways To Kill Time On A Conference Call
If you hear the phrase “Who just joined?” multiple times through your phone, it means you must be in the personal hell known as a conference call. I can’t imagine a more wonderful way to build team synergy and get…Read More »
Still not entirely sure what a “Trap Queen” is. PGP.
Stop Showing Up Late
I don’t consider myself to be an exemplary postgrad. In fact, I’m average at best. I still procrastinate regularly, I swear at inappropriate times in the office, and my lawn looks terrible. What I’m trying to say is that I’m…Read More »
Breaking Down Your Workplace Bowel Movements
Working isn’t all about making calls, dealing with customers, and sitting at a desk. Lots of little nuances go into your workday, each one having its own special place, like your breaks, your meetings, and of course, your dumps. Let’s…Read More »
