Last week, after looking in the mirror and realizing that I was way overdue for a haircut, I decided to take some time out of my day to go see my barber. One of the benefits of living in a…Read More »
Published Posts
How I Choose To Think The DeAndre Thing Went Down Last Night
In DeAndre Jordan’s Houston home, DAJ sits on his couch, surrounded by Blake Griffin, Chris Paul, Doc Rivers, Steve Ballmer, Paul Pierce, and JJ Redick. DAJ: Guys, it was great of you all to come, I really feel loved. Chris,…Read More »
Youth Baseball Parents Are The Worst
Recently, I was invited by my boss to attend his 12-year-old son’s travel team game. Naturally, my first reaction was to hit him with the, “Yeah I’ll definitely think about it!” and then choose not to attend, but then I…Read More »
Doing Nothing Friday And Paying For It Monday
A wise man once said “Why do now what I could do on Monday?” That man was you, on Friday, at 10 a.m. Friday was great. It could’ve been awful, but you made it great. You put in some good…Read More »
Because America
Lately, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, I’ve been seeing a lot of negativity about the state of our wonderful country. If you watch the news, it’s like watching the USA remix of “99 Problems.” Riots and civil…Read More »
How To Be A Young Dad On Father’s Day
Before your days as a dad, Father’s Day is a completely different animal. You get your old man a card, possibly buy him an actual gift if you aren’t making shit money. Hopefully, you get to spend some quality time…Read More »
A Timeline Of The Worst Wedding Ever
Weddings can be beautiful, fantastic, joyous events. There’s no way to better celebrate true love than with your closest friends and an open bar. But not this wedding. This wedding is a dumpster fire. It’s the wedding where you wake…Read More »
Thank You For Picking Up My Slack, Favorite Coworker
Hey there Favorite Coworker, Before you get ahead of yourself, just hold on. This isn’t me asking for help. This isn’t me saying I lost something. This isn’t me saying I just made a horrendous mistake, and you really need…Read More »
Be Honest With Your Wedding Hashtag
Wedding hashtags are terrible. Will deFries made this extremely apparent. They’re unoriginal, corny as shit, and clog up Instagram worse than a new baby from a foodie. Girls, I understand that you want something clever and unique for all your…Read More »
The Truth About Changing A Loaded Diaper
Changing a loaded diaper is one of the first parenting tasks a new father will face, and it’s something that many men (myself included) have cowered in fear over. Before you have kids, nothing sounds more horrifying than being face-to-face…Read More »
