Last night, while witnessing Kentucky dismantle/curb-stomp West Virginia, I came across this tweet from TotalFratMove’s Dillon Cheverere: The way bench players react when their teammate throws down a huge dunk, I need that in my everyday life. And I need…Read More »
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That Time You Almost Turned Into Your Dad
It’s the weekend, and it’s daytime. A few years ago you’d be taking this time to drink, or at least plan your drinking for the night. But that seems like a long time ago. You’re tired. Hey, you put in…Read More »
You Should Be Crying Over Sports
After watching Georgia State head coach Ron Hunter’s emotional press conference after their loss to Xavier, I got choked up. I’m a father and former (small) college athlete, so it really resonated. Regardless, if that didn’t wreck your emotions, then…Read More »
The 4 Stages of Your Sad Little Tournament Bracket
Brace yourselves because March Madness is here. We just finished up conference tourney weekend, and the only thing more certain than one of these tournament champions vacating their championship in a few years is you spending some of your meager…Read More »
What Your Netflix Selection Says About You
Streaming your media has become as American as college football recruiting scandals. Everyone has their own preferences about what to watch, depending on your personality, or even your current mood. Here’s what your selection says about you. Movie Decision making…Read More »
Remember The Titans Was A Football Nightmare
During your far too brief weekend, you’re likely to spend much of your time just browsing the channels and finding something to entertain you while you waste away on your couch. More times than not, you will settle on a…Read More »
Bringing Back “Real Men Of Genius”
Commercials are the bane of every TV watcher’s existence. They’re boring, they’re too damn long, and you’re already aware of the shitty action movie that the network is currently promoting with every break. With the rise of DVR and Netflix,…Read More »
Power Ranking Your Bills
Bills, man. Everyone is different when it comes to encountering bills, as some are on their own right out of high school, while others remain on the nipple for a little while longer. At some point, you’re going to encounter…Read More »
Being A Young Parent Isn’t the End Of The World
Congrats, you’re going to be a parent. Your pullout game is weak. The birth control failed. “I forgot to take my pill.” You got anchor babied. That girl you boned behind the porta-potty at Coachella is knocked up. Regardless of…Read More »
Ex-Athletes And Prostitutes: A Conundrum
Two weeks ago, American national treasure and holder of the number one spot in the UNLV alum-turned-broadcaster power rankings Greg Anthony was busted for soliciting a prostitute. Now, news has broken about NFL legend and extremely likable shitbag Warren Sapp…Read More »