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Published Posts
That Time I Achieved Semi-Internet Notoriety And A Random Ass Slid Into My DMs
Just a nice bottom in my DMs. Read More »
The Crash Davis 2016 MLB Gambling Preview
Crash played college ball, so you know he’s got the inside scoops. Read More »
Confessions Of A TV Snob
Don’t come at me with that network stuff. Read More »
Not Being Up-Front Just Makes You The Worst
It’s better to be in someone’s face than to walk around with your head in the clouds. Read More »
What 5 Random Songs On Spotify Tell Us About The 2000s
Will it stand the test of time? Read More »
My Subconscious Is Just A Lazy SOB
My subconscious just torpedoes my productivity. Read More »
I’m A Grown Man With A Baby Face
At least shaving is easy. Read More »
Breaking Down The Grocery Store Right-Of-Way
Respect the rules of the aisles. Read More »
Gronk Now Has A Party Ship Because He’s The Perfect Person To Have His Own Party Ship
It’s still not going to be as cool as the TFM Cruise, but it sounds like a decent time. Read More »
