Still contemplating submitting my post-Powerball winning resignation letter despite not winning. PGP.

Coworker just confirmed a meeting by saying, “So are we still gonna hook up later?” PGP.

“Highly impressed” with no immediate job offer. PGP.

Still hungover. PGP.

The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot. PGP.

Coworkers assuming you’re hungover when you actually have a cold. PGP.

The amount of times I’ve heard “just wait until you have kids” is making me reconsider being a father. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

Completely inflating your job responsibilities to anyone who has no chance of finding out you’re a fake. PGP.

Making followup calls to emails you sent 5 minutes ago just to pass the time. PGP.