The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

She sounded way hotter on the phone. PGP.

Spending more time in traffic than actually working at work. PGP.

Sitting next to two twin babies on your flight out. PGP.

Shameless cellphone conversations in the elevator, because f**k everyone else. PGP.

Your password must contain a number, a capital letter, a foreign country, and the name of one dead president. PGP.