Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job. PGP.

ChetManly
Member Since 08/06/2013
Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.
Played 18 holes yesterday and am so sore today. PGP.
Watching my coworkers pathetically suck up to the CEO. PGP.
Would anyone notice if I wasn’t in the office? PGP.
My first year here and we had the lowest bonus payout in company history yet highest profits ever. PGP.
And another week of procrastination begins. PGP.
Planning fictional vacations that I probably can’t afford. PGP.
Did you see Star Wars? PGP.
My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Administrator” page. PGP.
I really enjoy being surrounded by sick coworkers who could work remotely but can’t grasp technology. PGP.