Charlie

Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at [email protected] or whatever.

Member Since 08/03/2016

I Can’t Believe I’m Saying This, But I’m A Train Guy Now

I’m Pretty Hyped For Jury Duty

Did I Just Become An Applebee's Guy?

Did I Just Become An Applebee’s Guy?

Don’t Put Me In Nature Unless You’re Instagramming It

4 Key Takeaways From My First Trip With A Girlfriend

4 Key Takeaways From My First Trip With A Girlfriend

5 Questions I Had During My Best Friend’s Going Away Party

5 Questions I Had During My Best Friend’s Going Away Party

It’s Time To Change The Stigma Of Public Farting

It’s Time To Change The Stigma Of Public Farting

Uh, Sorry Ladies, I’m Taken

Uh, Sorry Ladies, I’m Taken

Wait, Do I Have A Girlfriend?

All The Jobs I Would Pursue If I Didn’t Have To Pay Bills