I have no intention of getting pregnant yet. I’m doing everything in my power to prevent it, because quite frankly, I don’t see the appeal in sacrificing the simple pleasures of life while I squeeze a watermelon-sized human through a…Read More »

I’m going to risk the backlash that I could get from other chicks for this article, but for the sake of the other side of the coin that is 5OClockShadow’s article, there are far too many girls who continue to…Read More »

Most girls wear yoga pants in an attempt to look somewhat put together on the outside, though on the inside, they’re still sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the sofa midway through a “Sex and the City” marathon with a pint of Ben…Read More »

Dating is so out. Looking through pictures of locals who might touch your genitals is so in. 1. The workforce has my social life by the balls, which makes it extremely difficult to interact with other humans outside of the office.…Read More »

I receive roughly 20 Snapchats a day, and usually, all 20 of those Snapchats are just unnecessary. There is a constant influx of unwarranted selfies and crotch shots (for the shoes, you pervs) that flood my phone very regularly-and for some odd reason,…Read More »