Remember that scene in season one of “House of Cards” when Peter Russo got pulled over for driving while white girl wasted? Everyone watching it was like, “Oh, shit! He’s going to jail. What happens when a U.S. congressman gets…Read More »
About
Catie Warren
Member Since 06/07/2013
Catie struggles with adulthood and has been celebrating her 21st birthday for the past three years. She attended college in the nation’s capital and to this day is angry that Pit Bull lied to her, as you cannot, in fact, party on The White House lawn. Prior to her success with PGP, Catie was most famous for being featured in her hometown newspaper regarding her 5th grade Science Fair Project for which she did not place. In her spare time, she enjoys attributing famous historical quotes to Marilyn Monroe and getting in fights with thirteen year olds on twitter. Email: [email protected]
Published Posts
Slackers Rejoice: You Can Now Play Cards Against Humanity At Work
Today is Thursday, which means that we just have one day between us and the wonderfulness that is known as the weekend. One. More. Day. Thank God, amirite? As I walked in this morning, I felt unusually tired and bogged…Read More »
Dunkin’ Donuts Is Changing Up The Menu After Learning One Of Their Ingredients Is Potentially Poisonous
“Do you like Starbucks or Dunkin’ better?” is one of history’s greatest questions. But something tells me that after this news, Starbucks is going to have a whole lotta new fans. After being informed that an ingredient used to make…Read More »
Patriots Fans Create Best “Save The Date” Ever Using Belichick Meme
Wedding season is just around the corner, which means that already, I have seven “save the dates” stuck to my fridge. Seven. With each one I get in the mail, I see the Caribbean vacation I had planned on taking…Read More »
6 Texting Abbreviations That Would Actually Be Useful
I’ve been on a crusade as of late to bring back “LOL.” Seriously, I cannot get enough of it. It’s aggressive and feisty and reminds me of something that a sassy soccer mom named Becky would say in a passive…Read More »
Daylight Saving Is Today And People Are Really Pissed About It
I’m sure by now you’ve noticed that today is Daylight Saving (yes, it really is “saving,” not “savings”). If you’re anything like me, you woke up this morning and congratulated yourself on not sleeping the ENTIRE day away, then looked…Read More »
Guy Finds Caterpillar In His Fast Food Cheeseburger, Makes Us All Rethink Lunch Tomorrow
File this under: Well, shit. Gotta pack my lunch tonight. An unidentified man in England shot a video of a slimy, green caterpillar emerging from his cheeseburger at Ed’s Easy Diner, a well known burger joint, earlier this week. After…Read More »
The 4 Dumbest Pieces Of Advice Ever Given On “Sex And The City”
Growing up, I loved “Sex and the City.” I won’t go as far as to say that watching the show shaped who I am today, but it definitely was one of my go-to shows during my formative years. Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte,…Read More »
How To Decorate Your Home On A Budget (Without It Looking Like A Pinterest Board)
When my boyfriend and I moved in together a few months ago, there were a lot of compromises to be made. After going through our furniture and realizing that nothing really went together, we decided to sell our stuff and start…Read More »
Your Commute Could Be Worse: People Are Falling Through The Sidewalks In South Korea
One of my worst fears is falling through the subway grates you see on city sidewalks. Even though “Along Came Polly” taught me that I only have a one in 46,000 chance of that happening, I still avoid the damn…Read More »
