Looking for something to do in New York City this weekend? Well, if you’ve got a box of condoms and a 10-digit balance in your bank account, you might be able to take part in the most “elite” sex party…Read More »
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Brian McGannon
Member Since 05/31/2013
What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public. I'm the managing editor of this website. Direct all complaints to customer service. Email me: [email protected]
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There’s A Serial Pooper On The Loose In Ohio
You know those old clips of Charlie Steiner struggling to read SportsCenter highlights because the news is so damn ridiculous? That’s what I felt like when I was writing this. There’s a serial pooper on the loose in Ohio. Yep,…Read More »
Humpday Hookup Horror Stories: Zero Tolerance
If you’ve got a hookup horror story, send it in using our submission form, and be sure to select “Column.” All stories will be made anonymous. Try to keep it under 500 words. Thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged. Zero…Read More »
Rejoice, New Yorkers: Chick-fil-A Launching Massive Three-Story Location This Summer
We folks in New York City have a lot going for us. We’ve got the Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Di Fara Pizza, Brooklyn Bagels, sports teams that release super cheap seats after they inevitably shit the bed, and an…Read More »
One of these days I’m gonna order a beer at lunch. PGP.
The 6 Most Traumatic Things Your Family Computer Went Through
My family shared a computer from 1997 to 2004. I’m sure that story is universal for anyone who grew up in at least a middle class household. I should probably elaborate a little more on my family. My family of…Read More »
Notable “Kick In The Groin” Sports Moments
Almost every sports team has had moments in its history that have driven its fans to drink, get in fights, get divorced, stab someone, or just flat-out die inside. It takes a dedicated masochist to continue rooting for some of…Read More »
Dunkin’ Donuts Is Changing Up The Menu After Learning One Of Their Ingredients Is Potentially Poisonous
“Do you like Starbucks or Dunkin’ better?” is one of history’s greatest questions. But something tells me that after this news, Starbucks is going to have a whole lotta new fans. After being informed that an ingredient used to make…Read More »
Minor League Baseball Team Selling Bacon Doughnut Hot Dog That Will Kill You On The Spot, Probably
Who says that Minor League baseball teams can’t cause heart-stopping, Major League action? Only, it’s not what’s on the field that’s causing it, it’s what they’re selling at the concession stand. Not to be outdone by the Arizona Diamondbacks and…Read More »
Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.
