Falling asleep early in a recliner watching baseball is a family tradition. PGP.

Today’s my birthday. I told no one. PGP.

My boss just got Snapchat and added me as a friend. PGP.

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP.

Stayed up past 11 last night and now I’m exhausted. PGP.