Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling it until Tuesday. PGP.

Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer. PGP.

Ordering the 2 for $20 at Chili’s so you have lunch for tomorrow. PGP.

My computer has required me to reboot it three times already today for updates. PGP.

I have a new cubicle neighbor! I hate my new cubicle neighbor. PGP.

When living life on the wild side is taking the case off your iPhone. PGP.

Checking the pockets of jackets you haven’t worn since last winter hoping to find money. PGP.

My office extension has “666” in it. That can’t be good. PGP.

“No, Mom. I haven’t met anyone since I talked to you yesterday.” PGP.

Going to lunch not because you’re hungry, but just to get away from your desk. PGP.