I wonder how bad the line at Chipotle will be tonight? PGP.

Puke and rallied this morning - by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP.

Keeping a mental list of coworkers who don’t wash their hands. PGP.

Meal replacement bars. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Was forwarded a meeting invite. It started 5 minutes ago. PGP.

Dreading your coworkers’ attempts at April Fools’ jokes. PGP.

Emailing your friend a link rather than posting it on their Facebook wall. PGP.