Putting things on your desk/walls so your boss won’t realize you’re planning to leave as soon as humanly possible. PGP.

Being horribly unproductive in the afternoon because you’re discouraged from getting nothing done that morning. PGP.

There’s only free food in the office when I’m attempting to go on a diet. PGP.

Being so hungover on March 18th that you turn the lights off when you get to the office. PGP.

Packing a lunch and then eating it alone in your car. PGP.

Hand on mouse, hand on keyboard, back straight, spreadsheet open, eyes shut. PGP.

When you’re not sure if your boss is hanging around because he knows you have nothing to do, or if he’s bored because he also has nothing to do. PGP.

The coffee machine is broken for the third straight day. 12 people called in sick. PGP.