It is pretty much what I do, I’m gonna roll with it. Otherwise I just describe my job (Analytics Consultant) as two meaningless business buzzwords, and even I don’t know what I do.
And here I was being proud of myself for saying “fuck it” and trying to always say yes when people invite me to do stuff. Actually setting stuff up - you’re the hero we need.
My bad then, I see how it could read that way, especially when I assumed complainer was a she and others assumed a he. Sarcasm could really use a font - it would make my entire life easier.
I honestly figured it was such a ridiculous position that no one could actually take it as anything but sarcasm. So yes, I am the 99% that loves dogs and isn’t a fan of people’s parents dying.
Right? She even describes them as well-behaved. Who the hell cares, let her keep her dogs and for the love of God don’t talk about dead parents as being an excuse.
Do people not get the sarcasm of the last sentence, or are they mad that I didn’t call Will a wool sock? If it’s the wool sock Will thing, I’ll accept it. Thinking I hate dogs and am that much of a rules follower, that hurts.
Yeah that was the moment I started worrying if I had a drinking problem. If I’m at brunch and don’t know the waiter/bartender, there’s a decent chance I’ll see them once every 45 minutes tops.
It’s true, it’s your coworker’s sister that is calling you a sock. We called you Chill DeBreeze. But for real though, fuck that woman. Sorry your family is gone - but umm you can only have two well-behaved dogs, not three.
I read snakebite and immediately had a shiver run down my spine. In my college town (and based on google other places) that was a double shot of whiskey with a topper of lime juice/sweet n sour. Not nearly as good for brunch, unless you don’t want to make it to noon.
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Coming from someone in the finance world, I’d rather hang out with the HR and PR department’s women, statistically speaking.
Yeah, and all they wanted to do was worm their way out of the sales pitch.
It is pretty much what I do, I’m gonna roll with it. Otherwise I just describe my job (Analytics Consultant) as two meaningless business buzzwords, and even I don’t know what I do.
They only post Johnny D’s wildly negative stories there.
And there’s the hero we deserve.
And here I was being proud of myself for saying “fuck it” and trying to always say yes when people invite me to do stuff. Actually setting stuff up - you’re the hero we need.
I would pay good money to see that happen, like enough to buy a size medium nightie money.
My bad then, I see how it could read that way, especially when I assumed complainer was a she and others assumed a he. Sarcasm could really use a font - it would make my entire life easier.
I honestly figured it was such a ridiculous position that no one could actually take it as anything but sarcasm. So yes, I am the 99% that loves dogs and isn’t a fan of people’s parents dying.
Right? She even describes them as well-behaved. Who the hell cares, let her keep her dogs and for the love of God don’t talk about dead parents as being an excuse.
Do people not get the sarcasm of the last sentence, or are they mad that I didn’t call Will a wool sock? If it’s the wool sock Will thing, I’ll accept it. Thinking I hate dogs and am that much of a rules follower, that hurts.
Yeah that was the moment I started worrying if I had a drinking problem. If I’m at brunch and don’t know the waiter/bartender, there’s a decent chance I’ll see them once every 45 minutes tops.
It’s true, it’s your coworker’s sister that is calling you a sock. We called you Chill DeBreeze. But for real though, fuck that woman. Sorry your family is gone - but umm you can only have two well-behaved dogs, not three.
Never change, Crash.
I read snakebite and immediately had a shiver run down my spine. In my college town (and based on google other places) that was a double shot of whiskey with a topper of lime juice/sweet n sour. Not nearly as good for brunch, unless you don’t want to make it to noon.
I get hit on by gay guys with surprising frequency, with that same explanation. My dream is that one day I’ll wake up and women will do it instead.
That’s pretty close to St. Louis’ motto. “It’s not as bad as you think!”
Yes, yes we do. It’s a little piece of being back in NC.
Not the gumdrop buttons!
I get 3 weeks of PTO which includes sick time and holidays that we’re forced to take off. Da fuq.
That’s when he took the screenshot?