Today, I watched in horror as the violent flush of the handicapped stall shot a pellet-sized turd directly at me. It hit my crotch and then bounced into my shoe. PGP.
Just watched my boss get swindled by a smoking hot sales rep. PGP.
Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said to myself, “I should’ve listened to my parents.” Look, I get it. It’s easy to ignore your parents, especially when you think you’ve got it all figured out after college. That…Read More »
It’s “Budget your time between MLB day games and fantasy football roster management” season. PGP.
Ol’ Mitt has been spotted flying commercial lately. Probably because he’s a man of the people. Case in point, he’s been flying on Southwest A LOT. [via Buzzfeed, Young Conservatives]
Alcohol College: All day, everyday. Now: Margs at happy hour on a patio. Sweat through your button down. In bed by 10. Drink of Choice College: Bud Heavy Americans out of a iced down kiddy pool. Now: Lukewarm Bud Heavy…Read More »
1: “Hey, happy birthday, man.” 2: “Please don’t tell anyone.”
