My recent behavior has shown that I am (still) not ready to accept that I am in the wrong half of my twenties. The past few weekends, I’ve been up to my old tricks, subconsciously trying to relive my glory…Read More »
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5OClockShadow
Member Since 07/20/2013
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4 Things You Might Overlook In Your Tinder Profile That Guys Judge You On
Guys are more observant than you may think. Sure, most of the time our eyes are checking out the T&A for professional quality inspection purposes, but we notice other things, too. Tinder is a perfect example. Yes, we are definitely…Read More »
5 Things On My Phone That Would Be Worse To Leak Than My Nudes
You’ve undoubtedly heard of the recent celebrity nudie pic phone hacking scandal, or as I like to affectionately refer to it, #Tittygate2014–more widely being called “#TheFappening.” I can sympathize with the mortification a reasonable person would feel having multiple nudes…Read More »
America Needs A Lesson On Capitalism
I am sick and tired of seeing the private sector be demonized. The “heartless capitalists who put profit before people” rhetoric is so annoyingly ignorant that it may someday make my head explode like Belloq’s in “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”…Read More »
How To Take A “Workation”
The days of taking a carefree vacation are gone. It’s no longer our parents’ working world, and very few people other than the President take real vacations anymore. Some of us take the “workation,” where we either schedule meetings while in a…Read More »
4 Go-To Recipes When You Can’t Afford Food
One of the toughest things about postgrad life is eating healthy without going bankrupt. I understand all too well. That’s why I sought out simpler ways to eat relatively healthy for anyone on a tight budget. Why spend 30 minutes…Read More »
So, You’re Thinking About Buying A Gun
Believe it or not, I did not grow up in a gun-owning household. I actually bought my first gun about a year before my dad did. Being a stereotypical white kid from the suburbs, I never really questioned why there wasn’t…Read More »
How To Be A Man’s Man In Today’s America
The American male is hurting. Unlike the men of the Greatest Generation and the Baby Boomers, we live in an America of veggie burgers, tofurky, male manicures, shaved chests, and the healthcare.gov pajama guy. There are children’s sports leagues that…Read More »
It’s Time For The Sarcasm Font
There is a horrible affliction plaguing our society, and it needs to be dealt with before it causes any more horrific damage than it already has. It may require some of the most mediocre minds in the tech industry (Zuckerberg…Read More »
The Evolution Of Your Hair During The Work Day
Some men were just born with fantastic hair. Mitt Romney, George Clooney, Anderson Cooper, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, and, of course, me. But the work day is not friendly to your hair, no matter how glorious your lion’s mane may…Read More »