“The Bachelorette” Fantasy Suite Bingo, By A Dude

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Alright, folks – Hometown Dates Bingo put a competitive spin on an otherwise mind-numbingly dull episode, so let’s keep this train going. With the Rose Ceremony from last week’s episode and three Fantasy Suite dates, there’s a lot of potential material coming up this week, and any excuse to drink excessive amounts of wine is welcome.

Same rules as last week – click here to get your Bingo board. I’ll be live-tweeting the episode from @CrickWatsonMD as we check off squares. Once you get five in a row, take a picture and tweet it at me.

Here are the squares for this week:

- Chase gets sent home
- Jordan gets sent home
- Robby gets sent home
- Luke gets sent home
- JoJo tells a dude she loves him
- JoJo cries
- Dude cries
- Popping champagne bottles
- Rose petals covering a bed
- Hot tub make out
- “Do Not Disturb” door sign
- Sex Hair
- Off-screen sex noises
- “I would marry JoJo”
- “Best night of my life”
- “Taking things to the next level”
- “This is the hardest decision yet”
- “I don’t want you to feel any pressure”
- “I’m trying to find my husband”
- Reference to not sleeping at all
- Reference to a dude’s junk
- Reference to Aaron Rodgers
- Reference to Robby’s ex
- ABC exploits another horse
- Awkward interaction with locals outside the resort
- Heart-to-heart with Chris Harrison
- Date on a yacht or sailboat
- Unnecessary face touching

And, as always,

- “Right reasons” .

Image via John Naffziger

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