Parents Take To Craigslist Begging Law Firms To Hire Their Son, Offer To Pay His Salary

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Oh, the magic of Craigslist. They’re even offering to pay 10% of his salary! 10% is roughly the California state income tax rate, so it’s obviously a win-win for everybody. Here’s the text in full:

Incentive to hire young lawyer (Orange County)

I will pay an incentive of 10% of his annual Income to a Law firm that provides half time attorney work for my son who recently passed the California Bar examination. He graduated from an excellent Law School and his undergraduate degree is from UCLA. He passed the Bar in 2013 and is a member of the California Bar Association and the Orange County Bar Association. He has clerked in the Public Defender’s Office, Family Law Offices, and Civil Rights Law offices. He is especially interested in Tax Law, Family Law, and Immigration Law but will accept any position. Resume on request.

Quite the resumé your son’s got there, mom. But tell him he can get in line with the other unemployed law school grads.

 

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  1. 12
    JDbro

    When she only said it’s an “excellent law school” I’m willing to be it is in fact a pretty garbage law school.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago
  2. 4
    GradBoner

    Reminds me of the doc “A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar” lol. Fuck law school in the face.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago
  3. 1
    Tom Smykowski

    This pretty much sums up why millennials are such self-righteous little shits. This fucking guy is probably 26 or 27 and mommy is still trying to get a job for him. My parents would have told me to go fuck myself.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago
    • 2
      PostGradLawyered

      Law school has even more of an entitlement culture than millenials in general. People want to be congratulated for taking the LSAT, then congratulated for getting accepted into a school or two, then congratulated for enrolling, then coddled for studying for finals, then congratulated for completing 1L, congratulated some more, coddled for studying for the bar… you get the point.

      Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago
      • -2
        VanWilder

        You can pretty much set your watch to the various “law school milestone” Facebook statuses that will inevitably be posted by any of your friends in law school.

        Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago
  4. 1
    Nile Kinnick

    I get up every morning and thank God that I turned down admission to law school. 200k worth of debt and no job prospects? No thanks.

    Nice workMehLog in or sign up to reply. • 7 months ago