Who says that Minor League baseball teams can’t cause heart-stopping, Major League action? Only, it’s not what’s on the field that’s causing it, it’s what they’re selling at the concession stand.
Not to be outdone by the Arizona Diamondbacks and their Churro Dog that made waves last week, the Wilmington Blue Rocks, the single-A affiliate for Brian McGannon’s beloved Kansas City Royals, showed off their newest food concoction: A hot dog served inside a glazed Krispy Kreme donut, covered in bacon and raspberry jelly.
An ESPN reporter tweeted out a picture of the abomination that will likely wreck your GI tract and put you on the fast track to type two diabetes.
Full ingredient list in @WilmBlueRocks donut hot dog (donut bun, hot dog, bacon & raspberry jelly) pic.twitter.com/6GTY84rnh3
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 11, 2015
I can’t help but think that this meaty confection will kill us all, but I’m not complaining at all. Not only does it look delicious, but you’ll definitely get the “wow” factor for eating it from, well, pretty much anyone who sees you eating it. If “Holy shit, are you actually gonna eat that?” is your battle cry, this is the hot dog/doughnut hybrid you’ve been hoping for.
Looks like I’ve got to add a stop in Wilmington to my “Fatass Across America” Baseball stadium tour..
[via Bleacher Report]
Better be an all-beef for Jaytas.
Don’t get me wrong - #firejaytas is my battle cry. But on a serious note of criticism, you just seem like you try way to hard to be a DUDE when you write about items such as this. “OH YEA MAN, THIS SHIT IS REALLY BAD FOR YOU BUT I’D SOOO EAT IT CUZZ IT’S BACON BRAH!!.” On a related note, I don’t live too far from Wilmington, thank god.
You mean MURDERTOWN, USA! “Welcome to Wilmington! If the hot dog doesn’t kill you a random homicide might.”
http://www.newsweek.com/2014/12/19/wilmington-delaware-murder-crime-290232.html
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Man…That is a hilarious scene from a hilarious movie. You - are an unoriginal douche. Why don’t you post some shit over at TFM? I see someone post that same line in the comments at least 4 times per article. I can almost hear the childish giggles.
I’ll be eating this wrapped in a slice of pizza.
Will there be one for everyone who votes for you?
I promise not only one bacon donut dog for the people, but two bacon donut dogs for the people! Remember a #VoteForShibby is a vote for bacon donut dogs. Shibby Boone 2016
They need to promote this shit to their AA team so I can die a happy death in lovely Arvest Ballpark
Maybe there should be a forum for food ideas, and exotic food like this? one of these with pizza wrapped around seems like some epic-meal-time-fun at home. Might as well make something cool out of it.