First, an appropriate gif:

And now an even more appropriate gif:

Yep. Wolfie himself, Jordan Belfort, claims he’s going to make over $100 million dollars this year, which really pisses him off because it’s just shy of two million a week. Belfort’s earnings are coming from a 45-city motivational speaking tour in which he plans to net nine figs. That’s a lot of fun coupons. I was really hoping that he finally cashed in on that Aerotyne stock.

If he does reach his $100 million dollar goal, he’ll be able to repay the remainder of the $200 million dollars he owes his former investors.

He spoke Monday at a conference in Dubai:

“After six months of putting all the profit from the U.S. tour into an escrow account, it will go directly back to investors,” Belfort said. “Once everyone is paid back, believe me I will feel a lot better.”

Yes, Jordie. I’m sure you will feel a lot better with eight figures sitting in your bank account. So, basically he’s telling us that there isn’t money in stocks anymore, but there IS a shit ton of money in talking to a hotel ballroom full of people for two million bucks a pop.

I’m sure we can expect “The Wolf Of Wall Street 2: Recouping Losses” sometime around 2024. Can’t wait.

[via Bloomberg]