Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar. DropdeadFred
When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP. D-Man
Knowing your boss is coming around the corner just by the sound of their footsteps. PGP. RecruiterBetch
My coworker asked me to read something to her because I knew the Greek Alphabet and she didn’t. They were Roman Numerals. PGP phinance
Mute it immediately.
#PrayForShortChangedAgain